Thursday, April 24, 2008

Mariah Going Down to Tennessee!

Above: The REAL Mariah in her new film - this is what she really looks like without all the photoshop work!

So Mariah Carey is going to try her acting chops again in what is already looking like the worst film of the year, Tennessee. This film is the story of two brothers, one dying of leukemia, who go on the road to find their abusive father in hopes that he might be able to provide a bone marrow transplant. "Car trouble in Texas leads Carter and Ellis to make the acquaintance of a diner waitress, Crystal [Mimi], who has her own demons to flee and singing dreams to pursue in Tennessee. The relationship that brews between the three is a heartwarming, contemporary spin on the American road movie."

Ok - so this sounds like Glitter Part II. Why is Mariah acting? This is the role Janet Jackson was going to do but backed out of it to make an album. Janet said she gained weight for the role and when Janet dropped out of the film they needed to find a fat actress - since they couldn’t find one they just found a fat person, Mariah Carey and decided to call it a day.

Mariah will win an award for her role - Worst Actress of the Year Razzie Award.

Mariah - learn a lesson from Madonna. Madonna is making films that actually mean something and not staring in them.


I am hoping this film spurs another "breakdown" for Mariah.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

More proof Mariah is a Loser


So Mariah published her celebrity play list on iTunes...it's so revealing of herself. So it's supposed to be a celebrity play list of other peoples songs and Mariah puts her single "Touch My Body as the first single and writes "#18 YAAAAAAY!!." Who does that?? And if you look at all the other songs on her play list notice there are no other female singers..Da Brat really doesn’t count because she is rap and really a man. Although, Mariah does mention Jordin Sparks and gives her song "no Air" a backhand compliment - "A cute record." This woman is sand - very sad. To view Mariah's play list on iTunes, click the image above.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

HONEST reviews & comments of Mariah's new Album CD


Mariah Carey Stays in Cruise Control on E=MC2


Two weeks prior to the April 2008 release of E=MC2 — Mariah Carey’s tenth album and the sequel to her big 2005 comeback The Emancipation of Mimi — the diva broke Elvis Presley’s record of being the solo artist with the most number one singles on the Billboard charts. Lots of publicity surrounded “Touch My Body” reaching number one, as well it should: busting an Elvis record is always news but this particular record served team Mariah well, as it paints Carey as being a diva that’s bigger and better than the rest. An unintentional side effect of this very record is that it also tacitly pointed out that Mariah has been around a long, long time: 18 years, to be exact, roughly two years shy of the two decades that it took Elvis to establish his record. Unlike Elvis — or any other major artist that’s been around for two decades, for that matter — Carey seems determined not to look back, to exist in some kind of eternal now, never acknowledging that she has a past, unless she’s wielding her divorce from her ex-husband/ex-record label chief Tommy Mottola for some kind of sympathy, something she does once again here via vague allusions to naivety and “violent times” on “Side Effects.” Mariah refers to that separation so often that it’s hard not to think of it as something recent but it happened a long, long time ago — well over a decade prior to the release of E=MC2, to be precise — but as the separation was the pivot point for Carey’s career, it’s easy to see why she keeps returning to it, even if the emotional heft of her singing about the pain has long since diminished.

After that separation, Carey restyled herself as a relentlessly modern R&B diva, chasing every passing trend in a given year, a move that often kept her on the top of the charts — apart from the post-millennial stumble of Glitter, of course — but had the side effect of making Mariah a musician who became progressively less mature with each passing year, culminating in the hazy soft-porn fantasies of “Touch My Body,” the single that broke Elvis’ long-standing record and will likely only be remembered for that achievement. Like so much of Emancipation and E=MC2, which is a virtual replica of its predecessor in almost every way, “Touch My Body” is all about sound, rhythm, and texture and not so much about song, something that helps sustain Mariah Carey’s run at the top the charts, but something that also pushes melodic hooks and in the process singing into the background. As Carey’s multi-octave voice has always been her calling card, the one thing that even her biggest critics grudgingly acknowledged her unassailable strength, this is a little odd — especially on the T-Pain duet “Migrate,” where she succumbs to auto-tune — but it not only makes Mariah modern, it also camouflages her slightly diminishing range, so it does have a dual purpose. Sometimes all this production good and occasionally it’s married to a full-fledged, hooky song, as on the excellent “I’m That Chick,” a sleek slice of Off the Wall disco that’s nearly giddy in its energy and melody, and perhaps on “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time,” which also has a lightness that so much of E=MC2 lacks. Everything else pushes the rhythm and bass to the forefront and mixes Mariah into the middle, so it becomes a wash of sound — sound that is designed to be fashionable, but like so much fashion, it’s tied to the time and dates quickly. Which is why it’s misleading to judge Mariah based on her new record of possessing the most number one singles, as she’s not about longevity, she’s about being permanently transient, a characteristic E=MC2 captures all too well.

Decent comments below:

April 12th, 2008 @ 10:47 am est | Seb


It’s a pity that Mariah Carey lowers herself with each reease to a new low - lyrically and vocally. I think the actual review of the new CD should definitely contain a remark about how weak and soulless her vocals are on the new record.

Its title, the lyrics, the vocals scream mediocrity to the second. All what is done here is just to ensure the mass appeal and an absolute will to achieve no.1 no matter the cost. I guess having no family or no life in general is the reason Carey is acting like a spoiled girl who is still living within her pony-rainbow-world and shows no sign of waking up.

Other voices lik Celine Dion for example showed always what real class and consistency is about. Especially as a live performer. Here Mariah Carey’s vocals don’t even compare.

April 12th, 2008 @ 1:40 pm est | Preston

I’ve been waiting for your review of Mariah Carey’s new album, Mr. Erlewine, because like Sal Cinquemani at Slant Magazine, you really like Mariah Carey’s music and know she has potential to rein as one of the best modern Pop/R&B artists of her generation, but can’t help feeling disappointed that she continues to release music just to stay current with the teen/tween crowd. Also, like Mr. Cinquemani, you know that Mariah has this potential based on some of her greatest singles that weren’t released (i.e. “Vanishing,” “If It’s Over,” “The Wind,” etc.) I agree with Mike: it’s about time Mariah make a serious R&B album. She gives us hints that she’s capable of doing that with songs with a Neo-Soul swagger (like in the unreleased track “I Feel It” that’s leaked all over YouTube), but she’s such a music machine that artistic integrity often takes a backseat.
  • Mariah complains that she never gets respect for being a singer/songwriter, but it’s hard to give someone that type of respect when their image is so misleading. I do agree that her voice isn’t what it use to be anymore (I doubt she could do give the same vocal performance as in the first 30 seconds of “You’re So Cold” from “Emotions”). However, even with her diminishing voice, she still remains one of the best. “I Wish You Well” was one of the few songs that proves that she can give a gritty vocal performance when she wants to.

Two weeks prior to the April 2008 release of E=MC2 — Mariah Carey’s tenth album and the sequel to her big 2005 comeback The Emancipation of Mimi — the diva broke Elvis Presley’s record of being the solo artist with the most number one singles on the Billboard charts. Lots of publicity surrounded “Touch My Body” reaching number one, as well it should: busting an Elvis record is always news but this particular record served team Mariah well, as it paints Carey as being a diva that’s bigger and better than the rest. An unintentional side effect of this very record is that it also tacitly pointed out that Mariah has been around a long, long time: 18 years, to be exact, roughly two years shy of the two decades that it took Elvis to establish his record. Unlike Elvis — or any other major artist that’s been around for two decades, for that matter — Carey seems determined not to look back, to exist in some kind of eternal now, never acknowledging that she has a past, unless she’s wielding her divorce from her ex-husband/ex-record label chief Tommy Mottola for some kind of sympathy, something she does once again here via vague allusions to naivety and “violent times” on “Side Effects.” Mariah refers to that separation so often that it’s hard not to think of it as something recent but it happened a long, long time ago — well over a decade prior to the release of E=MC2, to be precise — but as the separation was the pivot point for Carey’s career, it’s easy to see why she keeps returning to it, even if the emotional heft of her singing about the pain has long since diminished.

April 12th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm est | Mike

Mariah has written some good songs, but I still say she cateres to the “youngin’s”. That’s not a bad thing, I just wished that she had made a real r&b record (w/o gimmicks) before her voice was shot. I still say her best live performance to date was on the MTV Unplugged and that was years ago.
  • After almost 20yrs in the business it was inevitable that her voice would begin to tire (look at Whitney), but she (along w/Whitney) on a bad day, sound better than 90% of the female vocalist out there now.
    Mariah’s albums will always contain a couple of strong singles, but one would be hard pressed to find one completely “solid” album/cd. Unless of course you were to go back to her first two records.
    I’d like to hear Mariah make a record without the hip/hop samples, feat. rappers or hip/hop “beats”. I want to hear a great voice, real instruments, solid lyrics/songs with strong backing vocals. Why?…Because Mariah is capable of it! Lord knows many of those other singers out there are not. They need “all” of the “beats”, “nursery rhymes”, “guest rappers” and studio wizardry available.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Mariah DOSEN'T Give Back


Last night I was watching the American Idol Gives Back show. I really think it's a great yearly thing they are doing now. It's the most watched television show and it draws in millions of viewers and I think it's great that the show is trying to "give back" so to say. MOST of the celebrities that are on the show are truly inspiring and I applaud them for doing what they can do to raise money and raise awareness about people in need all over the world.

Watching the show last night I saw Alicia Keys, Annie Lennox, Bono, Celine Dion, Forrest Whitaker and so many other celebrates in the trenches in Africa in the poverty, in the hell and they were so compassionate and you could see and feel their emotion and it was very moving. Guess what!?? Guess who you didn’t see in Africa. You, you guessed it - Mariah Carey. This bitch would NEVER EVER go there. It's not even a thought in her mind to actually go to Africa and witness the poverty, to actually get "dirty" and help out other people less fortunate than herself. Because really, it's al about Mariah and her life, her world. ME ME ME ME!! MARIAH! I have 18 number one singles blah blah blah. The stupid fucking cunt was the last to sing on the show and she BARELY even said anything regarding the point of the show. I barely heard her say please give or something. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C! She should be ashamed of herself.

Don’t forget where you came from Mariah, you came from poverty yourself. All I have to say is what comes around goes around and I would bet my life it that someday, somehow, Mariah will get hers.

Ungrateful bitch!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Self-indulgent


I was waiting for the loser to have a picture of her with balloons and cake and everything a 12 year old girl would do for . Mariah recently made a statement on a UK radio show saying " We all are 12 years old in this business - none of us grow." Ummmm...what? The music busies is filled with talented woman like Madonna, Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin...all these woman have amazing careers and grow and are still growing. Mariah, what planet are you living on??? Another thing Mariah was being asked about was stars that look up to her and are compared to her. Mariah was actually offended by this question, she didn't want to talk about it. Leona Lewis was mentioned and she totally dissed her. It's not a secret that Mariah hates any other female star that is competition for her. She is not one to shy away from those feelings. Also, why does this woman stand like she is going to fall down all the time. Does anyone else wish this woman would fall off the planet???

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Mariah Carey nabs 18th #1 Single - A Sad Day in Music History


Well, we knew it was coming..Mariah Carey scores her 18th number one single off of the forgettable single "Touch My Body." This sad day in music history marks Mariah Carey defeat over music legend Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley has 17 number one hits. Many people in the music industry feel that Mariah should not be in the same field as Elvis and the Beatles (the Beatles have 20 number one singles). The only good thing about this is the Elvis and Beatles catalog of music are some of the best songs in music history and have stood the test of time. Mariah Carey's catalog of music is very forgettable - if you are not a fan of Mariah's most likely you cannot name five of Mariah Carey forgettable songs. Another good thing about this is that there are talks that Justin Timberlake, Usher, Fergie etc will release Elvis’ voice in some upcoming songs...this will allow Elvis to chart and hopefully overthrow the egotistical diva. Let's all take a minute to mourn this sad sad day in music history...today marks the death of the rock and roll era.

(The picture above shows Mariah celebrating her 17th number one single in 2006, who does this?? I can only imagine what she will do for her recent 18thth number one? Maybe she will have a pole coming out of her ass and people will play anal ring toss!?)